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More excerpt from that coda:

They get the kitchen clean and do flashcards for half an hour and watch while Cash works painstakingly on a class project that seems to involve twenty gluesticks and half the living room floor, and then Michael walks the dog and comes back to find Ryan trying not to laugh out loud at an episode of the Simpsons, Cash half-asleep against his shoulder.

"Eleven already? Damn," says Michael, and together they wake Cash up and send him to bed over the unconvincing sound of his half-yawned, "But I’m not tired, c’mon, Jake doesn’t have to go to bed till midnight, he tol’ me so—”

"If Jake, like, turned into a zombie cause he never slept and stuff, would you jump off a cliff with him?" asks Ryan, which stops Cash’s complaints pretty effectively.

"Pretty sure zombies can’t jump," says Michael when Ryan gets back from trailing Cash upstairs and making sure he doesn’t turn the light on in his room.

"What kind of boring-ass zombie moves have you been watching, dude?" Ryan asks, genuinely worried, and Michael steps on three gluesticks trying to get to the doorway so he can kiss him long and deep, Ryan’s body warm and solidly familiar against his.

RYAN’S SO DUMB YOU GUYS. AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.